Porn

Turns out my version of porn is a very clean car and a new stereo that has an iPod auxiliary plug in on the front. Wow. Just typing that sentence makes me feel warm all over. Wow is the car so much cleaner than I have ever gotten it in the entire 8 years I've owned it. I'm pretty sure they must have the most miraculous vacuum ever to have removed all the hair I have shed in that vehicle because it would take me far longer than an hour to pull the hair out of the seats, the carpet and wherever else it would cement itself into. Even in my house if a single web forms I always find my hair in it. I love having gloriously thick hair until I find it everywhere I turn. Then it's a little bit annoying. So the fact that there is none of it in my car is amazing. And it smells brand new. There is definitely more detailing in my future.

Then there is the stereo. Ah to have an auxiliary output on the front for the ipod. There won't be interference driving through a larger city or near someone else with the FM Transmitter so I won't have to hold onto the ipod or change how it's sitting so the reception is better. It's beautiful. The radio I chose also is HD and is satellite ready and did I mention the auxiliary output. Seriously.

I can't believe the amount of dollars I've spent in the last week. Next Friday I'm shelling out more dollars to clean the pearly whites on the pooch. I hope this time she doesn't have sickeningly sweet breath or spend a day on an IV at the emergency vet like last time. But we've returned to the vet Lily loves and she didn't have any problems when she had all of her reproductive business removed. Plus this time I'm not leaving on a business trip and I think I'll just feed her rice and boiled chicken for a few days to keep the poop solid and restore her good favor. She has me so well trained.