Is it impolite to tell you how much my boobs itch?

I thought that would get your attention. My mom will be horrified that she raised such a crass daughter. I blame Damon - you should have had a girl first and then a boy. Regardless the title of my blog today is associated to the healing sunburn on my chest that is so itchy I can hardly stand it. Considering how much it itches I'm sure the skin will all peel off and won't that be sexy? I should have worn a long sleeved high necked shirt that day at the beach. I know that the sun and I don't get along and that I must deflect all of the lovely warm rays with SPF 55. I just like to convince myself occasionally that I will be fine in the sun and will only tan lightly, if at all. Then the harsh reality that really I can only spend less than 1/2 hour outside in the sun without protection become evident and I suffer with the burn and with the knowledge that I am one step closer to skin cancer which is pure stupidity on my part. I've already had 6 moles removed that were pre-cancerous or activated. How much longer will it be before they find a very bad mole or I no longer have any moles? I am getting a bit smarter in my old age not having been burned this badly in years - but I should be totally over forgetting the sunblock at this point. Because I'm a grown ass woman with a lot of experience in burning my skin. And the number of times it has become a tan is zero, so I should definitely know better. Seriously.