Because I like my glass half full
I've decided to list some benefits to having a second degree sunburn and a grandma ankle (or gankle):
1. I could be a gruesome prop for CSI - but not the Miami one.
2. I could be a bodyguard. One look at the leg and no one will mess with me.
3. I could be a before/after shot for a lotion because this is going to get better eventually.
4. I could sit at the entrance of the public pool and offer children sunblock. When they refuse I would just lift up the pant leg.
5. Some people pay a lot of money for a skin peel.
The plus is that the blisters are gone and it's started peeling. Twice. The first bits that peeled off are now doing it again. I'm not sure what that means but my leg has not turned black nor fallen off, so I'm assuming it's just irreparable skin damage. No amount of lotion or baby oil has made it soft. I think I will just peel twice. Maybe once all the skin peels off twice I will have a leg like Tina Turner. That would be worth all this agony.
1. I could be a gruesome prop for CSI - but not the Miami one.
2. I could be a bodyguard. One look at the leg and no one will mess with me.
3. I could be a before/after shot for a lotion because this is going to get better eventually.
4. I could sit at the entrance of the public pool and offer children sunblock. When they refuse I would just lift up the pant leg.
5. Some people pay a lot of money for a skin peel.
The plus is that the blisters are gone and it's started peeling. Twice. The first bits that peeled off are now doing it again. I'm not sure what that means but my leg has not turned black nor fallen off, so I'm assuming it's just irreparable skin damage. No amount of lotion or baby oil has made it soft. I think I will just peel twice. Maybe once all the skin peels off twice I will have a leg like Tina Turner. That would be worth all this agony.
1 Comments:
#4 sounds just a little bit dirty
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