36 Degrees and Loving It or Why Global Warming Will Kill Us All

I'm having a difficult time disliking this warm weather with the exception that Minnesotans as a population are going to become a bunch of pansies like the rest of those non-inclement weather states. I thought taking over shoveling duties for garage privileges meant serious work from October until April. This is mildly disappointing. Now I get to clean up the dog poop because I can see that the backyard is overtaken and it's not frozen to the ground. Awesome. I prefer not to discover that until spring when at least things are beginning to look green. This raining business over winter time is a Oregon/Washington thing - not a Minnesota thing. It's obvious we're all going to die. Not being able to brag about harsh Minnesota winters is the first symptom of this terminal disease.