Monday Begins with a Spider

Trying to get into my bran flakes sitting in a bowl in front of my computer. I blew on the spider to deflect it until it dropped into my computer. Pretty please don't lay eggs in my computer! Just walk away and you may live another day. I'm not even touching the computer because I'm afraid if the spider surprises me I was use the computer to smash it forgetting that laptops cannot be pounded against a desk many times and still work.