Things You Should Never Say to a Client:
Due on Thursday and we're adding more new requirements? Awesome! Can we add 72 more? I'd like to test my pain tolerance.
You're not actually sure if you need this requirement but you would like to add it anyway? Sweet! Can we also make this a Flash application with dancing bunnies? Because I would hate it if the user confused this application with a usable one.
I haven't said any of these things yet, but I want to so badly that I've reasoned we can only communicate through email at this point. I respond to all their calls with an email. Thank God for my spy phone.
I hope this project wraps up before I am officially dead inside.
You're not actually sure if you need this requirement but you would like to add it anyway? Sweet! Can we also make this a Flash application with dancing bunnies? Because I would hate it if the user confused this application with a usable one.
I haven't said any of these things yet, but I want to so badly that I've reasoned we can only communicate through email at this point. I respond to all their calls with an email. Thank God for my spy phone.
I hope this project wraps up before I am officially dead inside.
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