Shot and Crowned all in the Same Day

Yesterday was the due date for my big huge project. It was also the day I received allergy shots in the morning and a crown on the very last molar in the back of my mouth in the afternoon. Thankfully, I'm getting a white crown. This is my third crown and I am determined that as I need more crowns I'm going to pretend I have fewer cavities. Also I am not ready for gold. If I got gold I would feel the need to become a pimp. To show off my gold. Maybe that stereotype is unfair. Who cares. If you're a pimp and reading this blog I believe all the movie stereotypes which includes lots of jewelry and most likely bad breath. A madame is a very different stereotype for me. Mostly because at one time in her life, Maya Angelou was a madame. Madames are portrayed differently in movies. I don't want to be a madame either. But mostly I don't want gold crowns. So my dentist and I have a discussion everytime I need a crown. Thus far I've always won. He may just be pretend arguing with me just so I feel like I win. That's what I pay the big bucks for!