My Own Stupidity Amazes Me Sometimes
What was I thinking? Three-inch-heels? By the time I got to my car last night I was limping and had enough. I drove home barefoot (yes mom, I know it's illegal) and let out an audible sigh of delight when I slipped into my Birkenstocks. My pinky toe and the toe next to it have big blisters from the straps on the heels. My feet hurt. Still. I have decided to coddle them for the next few days as a sort of apology. I am sorry, poor feet for strapping horrific torture devices to you. I will not do it again...until I forget how much it hurt and think they are cute again. The end.
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Even Mom's have been known to reinforce misinformation. LINK
thanks for reminding me why i have to be strong around cute...i can appreciate your pain all too well. but what are you doing wearing heels anyway? aren't you tall enough???? :-)
Well, even if she were wrong about the law, it made logical sense at the time. Plus, my feet are very ticklish, so I can imagine getting in a horrific accident because I pull my foot back quickly.
Also, I would like to be taller. I know I complain about trousers being too short and short men always flirting with me, but here's the thing - my mom is still 1/4" taller than me and that drives me nutty. Kids should be taller than their parents. It's the law.
Now that I believe in! My mom is an inch taller than me, and it makes me crazed at times!!
Also I have little scabs on my two little toes on both feet that stick to my shoes occasionally causing me pain. Super gross? Yes! Your welcome, INTERNET!
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